touchmestephengomez:

just when you think you’ve seen it all, the internet throws pregnant hitler at you

touchmestephengomez:

just when you think you’ve seen it all, the internet throws pregnant hitler at you

girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

beliebers: directioners are annoying

monsters: directioners are annoying

swifties: directioners are annoying

barbies: directioners are annoying

everyone: directioners are annoying

directioners: directioners are annoying

teenage girl: i don't bite
teenage girl:
teenage girl:
teenage girl:
teenage girl:
teenage girl:
teenage girl:
me: *leaves room to avoid the inevitable*
teenage girl:
teenage girl:
teenage girl:
teenage girl:
teenage girl: hard
teenage girl: XD

billhaverchuckk:

Aziz Ansari, Rihanna, Paul Rudd, Michael Cera, Kevin Hart, James Franco, Mindy Kaling, Jason Segel, Jonah Hill and Emma Watson on the set of Seth Rogen’s new film “The End of the World” in New Orleans, Louisiana on May 31, 2012

GUYS IM LIKE WEEPING IVE BEEN SCOURING THE INTERNET FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS WAITING FOR SHIT LIKE THIS I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS AN ACTUAL MOVIE BEING MADE I MEAN HOW IS THIS REAL THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER.

tltty:

maybe i should start peeing on boys to claim them

peoplecorrectingmyfacts:

myrulesapply:

Bull-fucking-shit. Dumbass, thats not even weed. Dumbass.

peoplecorrectingmyfacts:

myrulesapply:

Bull-fucking-shit. Dumbass, thats not even weed. Dumbass.

peoplecorrectingmyfacts:

tr1ckpony:

lol what? these aren’t even marijuana plants………

peoplecorrectingmyfacts:

tr1ckpony:

lol what? these aren’t even marijuana plants………

tltty:

can you guys please not delete the persons url at the top of a text post

like look at that

look at how incomplete and uncomfortable that looks

why would you do that to a post

beyoncebeytwice:

1612th2:

hey

better be careful you remember what happened the last time you said hey to someone